Have-Fun is d Funda-3 of Healthy-Lfe-Style

Hi Everybody,
It's nice to be always in a 'happy' frame-of-mind!
When some things bother U, just ignore them...
Instead try n 'Focus' on some good things that never fail to cheer-U-up!
This precisely is my 3rd Funda of Healthy-Life-Style....

They say,"Laughter is d Gr8'est-Medicine"....while i feel that
laughter-n-happiness r d real 'Magicians'...
They convert sickness/darkness/gloom/grief/hatred/jealousy/diseases/discomfort etc
into a Healthy-being,
Mentally-n-hence-physically also!

To elaborate d same further...
Prepare a Personalized-list of things that give U immense pleasure...
they could be anything-n-everything under d Sun!

For me, flowers, Lush-Green lawns, colored birds-n-their-chirping, young-n-innocent-faces, some very happy old-wrinkled-faces-n-persons,Rain-bows, snow-filled-mountain-peaks,
Nature in each-n-every-form....
Chocolates, ice-creams, Sun-at-any-given-time even at 12 pm!
Moon at any day whether full or partial,
All of them R always beautiful-n-blissful!

Every single thing which i can see, feel, smell, taste,hear,
n  'express' is
a 'Subtle-Vibration' which brightens me from inside-out
within
a span of one 'Moment'!
In short, it works for me like a "click"!

Let us have some fun from following funny articles....

1) Public-Demand of 'Male-Bashing' for a change....Njoy!

Q: What is the difference between men and puppies?

A: Puppies grow up.

Q: Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?

A: Because they are...!

Q: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?

A: Fix them properly once and you can walk all over them forever!

Q: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would hit the ground first?

A: Who cares?????.. ...

Q: What did God say after he created man?

A: I can Surely do better than this! And then he created 'woman'!

Q: What's the difference between an intelligent man & a UFO?

A: I don't know, I've never seen either.

Q: What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

A: i) no mind ii) no business

Q: Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A:! Because even back then men wouldn't ask for directions.

Q: What is the difference between men and pigs?

A: Pigs don't turn into men when they drink...

Q: What makes men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

A: The same urge that makes dogs chase vehicles they have no
     intention of driving.

Q: What do you do with a man who thinks he's God's gift ?

A: Exchange him Promptly!!


2)***Really an interesting analogy..

Let us have An Old Story first:

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer, building it's house and
laying up supplies for the winter...

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away!

Come winter, the Ant is warm and well fed. The Grasshopper has no food or shelter so he dies out in the cold.

Now let us have an 'Indian Version':

The Ant works hard in the withering heat all summer building its house and
laying up supplies for the winter.

The Grasshopper thinks the Ant is a fool and laughs & dances & plays the
summer away.

Come winter, the shivering Grasshopper calls a press conference and
demands to know why the Ant should be allowed to be warm and well fed
while others are cold and starving...
NDTV, BBC, CNN show up to provide pictures of the shivering Grasshopper
next to a video of the Ant, in his comfortable home with
a table filled with food!

The World is stunned by the sharp contrast. How can this be that this poor
Grasshopper is allowed to suffer so?

Arundhati Roy stages a demonstration in front of the Ant's house.

Medha Patkar goes on a fast along with other Grasshoppers demanding that
Grasshoppers be relocated to warmer climates during winter .

Mayawati states this as `injustice' done on Minorities.

Amnesty International and Koffi Annan criticize the Indian Government for
not upholding the fundamental rights of the Grasshopper.

The Internet is flooded with online petitions seeking support to the
Grasshopper (many promising Heaven and Everlasting Peace for prompt
support as against the wrath of God for non-compliance) .

Opposition MPs stage a walkout. Left parties call for ' Bengal Bandh' in
West Bengal and Kerala demanding a Judicial Inquiry.

CPM in Kerala immediately passes a law preventing Ants from working hard
in the heat so as to bring about equality of poverty among Ants and
Grasshoppers.

Lalu Prasad allocates one free coach to Grasshoppers on all Indian Railway
Trains, aptly named as the 'Grasshopper Rath'.

Finally, the Judicial Committee drafts the ' Prevention of Terrorism
Against Grasshoppers Act' [POTAGA], with effect from the beginning of the
winter.

Arjun Singh makes 'Special Reservation ' for Grasshoppers in Educational
Institutions & in Government Services.

The Ant is fined for failing to comply with POTAGA and having nothing left
to pay his retroactive taxes, it's home is confiscated by the Government
and handed over to the Grasshopper in a ceremony covered by NDTV.

Arundhati Roy calls it ' A Triumph of Justice'.

Lalu calls it 'Socialistic Justice '.

CPM calls it the ' Revolutionary Resurgence of the Downtrodden '

Koffi Annan invites the Grasshopper to address the UN General Assembly.

Many years later....

The Ant has since migrated to the US and set up a multi-billion dollar
company in Silicon Valley,
100s of Grasshoppers still die of starvation despite reservation somewhere
in India ,
......AND
As a result of loosing lot of hard working Ants and feeding the
grasshoppers,
.
India is still a developing country…!!!


3)***Have a Hearty Laugh...

1.    A foolish man tells a woman to STOP talking, but a WISE man tells her that
       she looks extremely BEAUTIFUL when her LIPS are CLOSED

2. One Better way to REDUCE Alcohol consumption :
    Before Marriage - Drink whenever you are SAD
    After Marriage - Drink whenever you are HAPPY

3. Three FASTEST means of Communication:
a. Tele-Phone
b. Tele-Vision
c. Tell a Woman

    If you Need d news to spread still FASTER, then Tell her "NOT to tell ANY ONE".


    Have a laugh!

1)Husband: Do you know the meaning of WIFE?
   Wife: Yes darling, it means, "With Idiot For Ever"!

2)Wife: I wish I was a newspaper,
  So I'd be in your hands all day.
  Husband: I too wish that you were a newspaper,
  So I could have a new one every day!

3)Doctor: Your husband needs rest and peace. Here are some sleeping Pills.
  Wife: When must I give them to him?
  Doctor: They all are for you!

4)Wife: I had to marry you to find out how stupid you are.
  Husband: You should have known it the minute I asked you to marry me.

5)Husband: Today is Sunday & I have to enjoy it.
  So I bought 3 movie tickets.
  Wife: Why Three?
  Husband: For you and your parents

6)Wife: What will you give me if I climb the great Mount Everest?
  Husband: A lovely Push...!!!

7)Q: What is the most effective way to remember your wife's birthday?
  A: Just forget it once and you will never forget it again

8)After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband,
  You know, I was a fool when I married you.
  The husband replied, "Yes dear, but I was in love and didn't notice.

9. Question : When do you CONGRATULATE someone for their MISTAKE.
    Answer : On their MARRIAGE.

10. Why Government do NOT allow a Man to MARRY twice.

    Because as per Constitution, you can NOT BE PUNISHED TWICE for the same Mistake!

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Dears, this is d 'lighter-side' of life....
My humble request to all of U is, Pl do Not take life seriously n kill d fun out of it....
Instead make it enjoyable to d 'Self' n all others out-there....
Have fun from life..n make it 'worth-living'... by giving what V have,
to all who r less fortunate or 'unaware' due to lack of knowledge.....

Friends, No candle loses it's light while lighting another candle....
Therefore Never stop caring for others...
By lighting others lives, let us try n make our lives,
More meaningful n thus More Beautiful!

This is Tima wishing U all
A Meaningful Experience of life...today-n-always!


Shlok of d day-

Mahaadevam Mahaatmaanam MahaaDhyaanParaayanam|
MahaaPaapHaram Devam Makaaraay Namo Namaha||


Tip of d day-

To enhance d health, soak one dry Anjeer in 1 cup of water, preferably in d night. In d next day-morning, grind it along with d water and have it. If want to have in milk-shake form, add milk while grinding d same.This can be added in d daily Break-fast.
When seasonal Fresh-Anjeer is available, one can replace it instead of d dry variety. 
Dry Anjeer is Dry Fig