Dear All,
I guess,am slowly getting converted into a very serious, boring n critic-like person, who is not
known to me....a kind of total stranger to me!
this IS 'serious' matter....
Some thing should be done, without wasting precious "time"....
Let us c d other side of d coin....
Let us C some lighter side of life n have a goood laughter, for a change!
Some jokes....
VATICAN HUMOR
After getting all of Pope Benedict's luggage loaded into the limo, (and he doesn't travel light),
the driver notices the Pope is still standing on the curb.
'Excuse me, Your Holiness,' says the driver,
'Would you please take your seat so we can leave?'
'Well, to tell you the truth,' says the Pope,
'they never let me drive at the Vatican when I was a cardinal, and I'd really like to drive today.'
'I'm sorry, Your Holiness, but I cannot let you do that. I'd lose my job! What if something should
happen?'
protests the driver, wishing he'd never gone to work that morning.
'Who's going to tell?' says the Pope with a smile?
Reluctantly, the driver gets in the back as the Pope climbs in behind the wheel.
The driver quickly regrets his decision when, after exiting the airport,
the Pontiff floors it, accelerating the limo to 205 kph.
(Remember, the Pope is German.)
'Please slow down, Your Holiness!' pleads the worried driver,
but the Pope keeps the pedal to the metal until they hear sirens.
'Oh, dear God, I'm going to lose my license -- and my job!' moans the driver.
The Pope pulls over and rolls down the window as the cop approaches,
but the cop takes one look at him, goes back to his motorcycle, and gets on the radio.
'I need to talk to the Chief,' he says to the dispatcher.
The Chief gets on the radio and the cop tells him that he's stopped a limo going 205 kph.
'So bust him,' says the Chief.
'I don't think we want to do that, he's really important,' said the cop.
The Chief exclaimed,' All the more reason!'
'No, I mean really important,' said the cop with a bit of persistence.
The Chief then asked, 'Who do you have there, the mayor?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: ' A senator?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Chief: 'The Prime Minister?'
Cop: 'Bigger.'
Well,' said the Chief, 'Who is it?'
Cop: 'I think it's God!'
The Chief is even more puzzled and curious,
'What makes you think it's God?'
Cop: 'His chauffeur is the Pope!'
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IDIOCY HAS TO BE A GOD'S GIFT......V always spot such "gifted" persons in d walks of our lives....
So Dears, here R some gems, only for UR eyes...
Self-acclaimed n then Crowned as Number One Idiot of 2009-
He was a medical student, currently doing a rotation in toxicology at the poison control centre.
One fine day, this woman called in for medical advice,sounded very upset because she had caught her
little daughter eating ants. Listening to her story, he quickly reassured her that the ants were
not harmful insects and there would be no need to bring her daughter into the hospital.
After hearing his assurance,she calmed down a bit and at the end of the conversation, just casually
happened to mention that she had given her daughter some ant poison to eat, in order to kill the
ants.....then he told her that she better bring her daughter into the emergency room right
away...without wasting any more time...
N here is Number Two 'crowned Idiots' of 2009-
Early this year, some Boeing employees on the airfield decided to steal a life raft from one of the
747s. They were quite successful in getting it out of the plane and joyously brought it home!
All very excited with d successful act,could not resist d temptation n shortly after, they took it
for a float on the near-by river....
they noticed a Westpac Rescue Helicopter coming towards them!!
It turned out that the chopper was homing in on the emergency locator beacon that got activated
when the raft was inflated.....
Any guesses about their present-status?
They are no longer employed at Boeing.....
Here is one,..jUST AN IDIOT :
On my B'day, When my late husband and I arrived at a car dealers to pick up our car, we were told
the keys had been locked in it...n d Technicians R doing their bit to solve d problem....
We went to the service department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the driver's
side door.
As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the door handle and discovered that it
was unlocked.
'Hey,' I announced to the technician, 'its open!'
To my utter surprise n shock, his reply was, 'Yaha, I know - I already have done that side.'!!!
This was at one of d 'Top-line' dealer of a very famous Brand of cars!
Enjoy UR life to the fullest.
Om navgraha raksham
Kuru kuru namah||
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