Humor for Health

Friends, U know d importance of good, healthy laughter..... U might say wot is d difference between good one n bad one? D good one tickles d funny bone n d laughter is clear like river-water..... This laughter first reaches n then brightens UR eyes ....as if U R laughing through UR eyes....... D bad ones R generally PJs..... Here R some really-really Goood ones....i loved them.... So dears, hav UR full quota of healthy-humor...... New improved 'COW'-ECONOMICS ! TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS  You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows.  You retire on the income.... N live comfortably n Happily  after..... Becoz of UR smart,expertise in Traditional Economics!! INDIAN ECONOMICS- You have two cows...You sell one to overcome debts. n You worship the other...... N live Happily  after....having mind full of 'pride' but no Money!! PAKISTANI ECONOMICS- You don't have any cows.  You claim openly that all the Indian cows belong to you...since partition! N live Happily  after....having mind full of plans to fight n bring them back.... AMERICAN ECONOMICS - You have two cows.  You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.... You profess surprise when the cow drops dead! Showing utter surprise n blaming cow for 'Inferior capability' starts searching n outsourcing.... for 'better Quality' cows!!! BRITISH ECONOMICS  -You have two cows...but They are both mad cows.... So they R "mad" about d investigations on.... who should be blamed  for this!! ITALIAN ECONOMICS - You have two cows.  You don't know where they are..... so You break for lunch. N live Happily  after...wondering about d where-abouts of cows!! CHINESE ECONOMICS -You have two cows.N You have 300 people milking them..... You claim full employment, high bovine productivity and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers. N live Happily  after...imagining about their GR8 CHINESE ECONOMICS !! MIDDLE & FAR EAST ECONOMICS - You have two cows.  You give permission to US & British to make military bases & protect the cows.  They kill & eat the cows & return only the bones, saying it was a  mistake.... N promptly promise to give.... two F16 fighter jets in return! SRI LANKAN ECONOMICS - You have two cows... You exchange them for two Bulls! You make one the President...... N the other the Leader of the Opposition! and they happily eat the country instead of eating grass.. !!  HAMMA.........Hamma I guess all cows n all Economics R 'wondering'...where is all that "Grass" gone!!! Friends,Here is some more Humor for UR Brunch...... Fill UR tank n then proceed..... A Man was walking down a street when he heard a voice from behind,  'If you take one more step, a brick will fall down on your head and kill you.' The man stopped and a big brick fell right in front of him. The man was astonished.  He went on, and after a while he was going to cross the road. Once again the voice shouted,  'Stop !  Stand still !  If you take one more step a car will run over you, and you will die.' The man did as he was instructed,  just as a car came careening around the corner, barely missing him.  The man asked. 'Who are you?' 'I am your guardian angel,' the voice answered. 'Oh, yeah?'  the man said  'And where the  Hell were you when I got married?' Ha Ha Ha....... Hav a Wonderful n Humorous Day.... OM Narayanaay Namah ||